My rating: 2 of 5 stars
Here’s the thing.
This guy plays supervillain the whole way through his scientifically void think-piece, stringing together arbitrary military mythology alongside his shiny-eyed, wet-mouthed fawning over historical charlatans. He uses these stories, and some cherrypicked fables, to illustrate each of his 48 Laws of Being a Total Dick, and doesn’t seem to notice when they contradict each other, often on the same page.
The book is a phenomenon among business sharks and high-profile “criminal” celebrities, essentially anybody trying to play Walter White. There are two ways to look at this.
One, Robert Greene is the kid who says Fight Club is his favorite movie without realizing it’s satire. He’s out here idol-worshiping Machiavelli without a flicker of irony, and the following of edgelord sith are of a like mind, even acknowledging that one day, they will have to eat each other.
Two, Robert Greene has created the literary double cross. He wrote this open love letter to the Junior Sociopath’s Guild as a bait, and the flagrantly erroneous and contradictory information he puts forth acts as the trap. Following the 48 Laws makes you a less effective conniving dickhead because, taken together, they don’t suggest anything. There’s enough wiggle room that you can use one to rationalize any decision you want to make, and use another to rationalize the exact opposite. It’s a non-starter. The people attracted to the concept of a Littlefinger Manual are the same people too stupid to manage it without outside intervention, and by living and dying by this book, they’re slurping passionately at Greene’s poison well.
If it’s the second option, I give this book five stars. A masterstroke, especially considering how rich he’s gotten suckering all these unapologetic fledgling narcissist pricks. And under the guise of teaching them how to sucker others! The gall! The absolute BALLS on the man!
More likely, though, it’s the first option, making him the progenitor of the “to be fair, you need a high IQ to enjoy Rick and Morty” copypasta.