Collected Adventures

Bastard Travel in its entirety, dated and organized by country/state and city. More recent posts are at the top.

Bastard HQ

The True and Terrible Tale of Babyghost Hill

Postcards from the Fringe

Apache Death Cave
The Bone Church
The Maze of Darkness
A Brief Explanation of the New Hotness

Ireland

Dublin
September 28, 2019: The Irish Won’t Stop Singing & The Monster Club

The Irish Sea
September 28, 2019: Keelhaulin’

Wales

Holyhead
September 27, 2019: Me Spirits Never Failin’

England

London
September 27, 2019: Trains, innit?
September 26, 2019: The Broken Clock
September 26, 2019: Empires and Ashes
September 26, 2019: Fish and Chips
September 26, 2019: The Tower of London
September 26, 2019: Live Action Harrumphing

Spain

Bilbao
September 26, 2019: 8 Incredible Reasons to Avoid Ryanair
September 25, 2019: The Absolute State of the Guggenheim
September 24, 2019: Gone to the Dogs

Barcelona
September 24, 2019: The Nightmare Gallery
September 23, 2019: City of Dreams
September 23, 2019: La Rambla Möbius Market
September 23, 2019: The Gothic Quarter and Other Medieval Crap
September 22, 2019: La Sagrada Familia and Park Güell, or Gaudí’s Greatest Hits

Iceland

Reykjavik
September 21, 2019: On We Sweep With Threshing Oar
September 21, 2019: The Dong Shrine
September 20, 2019: The Sculpture Garden
September 19, 2019: The Golden Circle and Good Burger
September 18, 2019: Up the Pönx
September 17, 2019: Bones and Stones
September 16, 2019: The Seltjarnarnes Shuffle
September 16, 2019: The Only Viking 

Colorado

Denver
July 1, 2019: The Red Rocks Washout
June 30, 2019: The Grisly History of Poltergeist Park
June 30, 2019: The Rootin’ Tootin Murder Zoo
June 30, 2019: Thanatos Themes
June 30, 2019: Vehicular Manslaughter

Fort Collins
June 29, 2019: The Dark Calculus of the Colorado Brewer’s Festival, Aftermath
June 29, 2019: The Dark Calculus of the Colorado Brewer’s Festival, Act the Second
June 29, 2019: The Dark Calculus of the Colorado Brewer’s Festival, Act I
June 29, 2019: Brewing Festival Exodus
June 28, 2019: Rocky Mountain High

Rhode Island

Providence
May 26, 2019: Big Bear Boss Battle and Lovecraft’s Grave

Newport
May 26, 2019: Dystopia Beach

Providence
May 25, 2019: Animals, Art, and ACAB
May 25, 2019: Snug Benches and the Gun Totem

Philadelphia

April 27, 2019: Do Attend
January 28, 2019: Hell is Other People Driving

Bastard HQ

September 19, 2018: The Perfect Chimera 
August 17, 2018: Those Cheeky Devils

New Hampshire

Brookline
August 12, 2018: Hidden in the Moors

Nashua
August 11, 2018: Haunted Meatloaf

Portsmouth
August 11, 2018: The Shadow Over Portsmouth

Manchester
August 11, 2018: Hengin’ Out on Mystery Hill
August 10, 2018: Into the Abyss

Massachusetts

Groton
August 10, 2018: Storming the Castle

Pennsylvania

Philadelphia
July 14, 2018: The Park Standoff 
June 29, 2018: Cyborg Crab Robots 
February 6, 2018: The Ruins of Philadelphia

New Jersey

Cherry Hill
February 2, 2018: The Hatelands (New Jersey)

Bastard HQ

December 6, 2017: The Voyage Home
December 5, 2017: Stephen King’s IT

Germany

Berlin
December 5, 2017: The Designpanoptikum
December 4, 2017: Ich Bin Ein
December 3, 2017: German “Cuisine”

Dresden
December 2, 2017: So It Goes

Hungary

Budapest
December 1, 2017: Flying the Coop
November 29, 2017: Saints and Heroes, Rain and Ruin
November 28, 2017: The Maze of Darkness
November 27, 2017: Budapest (Budapest)

Slovakia

Bratislava
November 26, 2017: Enter the Labyrinth

Austria

Vienna
November 25, 2017: Phallic Fixations
November 25, 2017: Empires, Ashes, and the Mysterious Wiener Grant

Czech Republic

Prague (again)
November 24, 2017: Czechin’ Out

Kutná Hora
November 24, 2017: The Bone Zone

Prague
November 23, 2017: Kafka, Communism, Torture, and the Horror Bar
November 22, 2017: Architectural Anarchy

Turkey

Istanbul
November 20, 2017: Fleeing the Scene
November 18, 2017: Grand Bizarre
November 17, 2017: Zen and the Eye of the Storm

Bastard HQ

Bastard’s Bible: 8 Indispensible Travel Rules

Greece

Athens
November 16, 2017: Making My Escape
November 14, 2017: What Did He Mean By This?
November 14, 2017: Emergency Update
November 13, 2017: Tell Herb I Slowed Down
November 13, 2017: You Won’t Believe These Top 3 Ways to Cope with the Wrath of a Vengeful Goddess
November 12, 2017: Greek Graffiti
November 11, 2017: The Modern Agora
Don’t mind me
November 10, 2017: Ruined Temples and Ruined Nights
November 9, 2017: Sartre Was Right
November 9, 2017: Pronounced So-Crates, and a Time with Turts
November 9, 2017: Large Food, Graffiti, and the Handle Feud

Italy

Florence
November 7, 2017: A Shoe Full of Beer

Vatican City
November 6, 2017: Narrative Conflict: Man vs God

Rome
November 6, 2017: Most of Tourism is Taking Selfies with Rocks
November 6, 2017: A subversive aside to the audience
November 5, 2017: Gotta Go Fast
November 4, 2017: Slowin’ it Down

Spain

Madrid
November 1, 2017: Hangin’ in There
October 31, 2017: A Bastard’s Intermission

Barcelona
October 28, 2017: La Ramblin’
October 27, 2017: Barcelona Architecture and Travel with a non-Bastard
October 26, 2017: Círculo del Arte
October 26, 2017: Encontré las Comunistas
October 25, 2017: It’s Exactly Like in Tony Hawk

Ireland

Dublin
October 24, 2017: Bog Bodies and Bad Beer
October 24, 2017: Alive, Alive Oh
October 24, 2017: The Rocky Road to Dublin

Pennsylvania

Philadelphia
October 23, 2017: Philly International: The Sights, the Smells

Pittston
October 17, 2017: The Frozen North: Where the Wildlings Are

Bastard HQ
October 15, 2017: Europe Bound

Arizona

Phoenix (again)
October 9, 2017: Escaping Phoenix

Sedona
October 8, 2017: Yea, I’m into BDSM: Beatitude, Dharma, Stupas, and Moderation
October 8, 2017: Staring Long into the Vortex

Two Guns
October 7, 2017: Ghost Town Ghost Story

Meteor Crater
October 7, 2017: Prequel: A Big Rock from Space

The Grand Canyon
October 6, 2017: I’ve Seen Grander, Part II
October 6, 2017: I’ve Seen Grander, Part I

Flagstaff
October 5, 2017: Mean Muggin’ and Bun Huggin’ Part II
October 5, 2017: Mean Muggin’ and Bun Huggin’

Phoenix
October 4, 2017: Phoenix Down

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